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Happy Hottie Day!!

To all my fabulous friends — those of us who are not getting older, we’re simply developing our beautiful patinas — belated Happy World Menopause Day!! And to the fortunate men we’ve granted permission to love us:  kiss our well-pedicured toes and be thankful that when we undress you see stretch marks instead of the red hourglasses your arachnid  …

What the …?  Don’t you dare touch me with that thing!!

Back off and leave me alone!  Can’t you see I’m trying to write a post to my blog?  

And turn the damn air conditioner back on, you knuckle-dragging Neanderthal jack-ass!

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About PD Williams

Writer - primarily humorous women's fiction. My secret agenda is to help men become in actuality the visions they think they already are. I point out their many flaws in the kindest, gentlest, most supportive way I know -- gotta protect those fragile male egos -- so we can stop wasting our energy trying to change them. After all, as women, we have more important things to do.

12 responses »

  1. that is too funny!!

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  2. Haha. I hate it because it’s true…

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  3. Ok that’s MR.knuckle-dragging Neanderthal jack-ass TO YOU MISSY! Get it together. Stay in your lane, play your position! Don’t let the top come off this can of whoop ass!

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  4. I love the jackass name calling.

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  5. lol … we’re all beautiful works in progress and menopause is just part of the journey 🙂

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