To all my fabulous friends — those of us who are not getting older, we’re simply developing our beautiful patinas — belated Happy World Menopause Day!! And to the fortunate men we’ve granted permission to love us: kiss our well-pedicured toes and be thankful that when we undress you see stretch marks instead of the red hourglasses your arachnid …
What the …? Don’t you dare touch me with that thing!!
Back off and leave me alone! Can’t you see I’m trying to write a post to my blog?
And turn the damn air conditioner back on, you knuckle-dragging Neanderthal jack-ass!