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Male Mid-Life Crisis

So let me get this straight …

You used Propecia to treat your male pattern baldness.  You didn’t want the quality women who would look beyond that rapidly leathering dome and appreciate you for the man you were inside.  You didn’t want to have to work that hard. Barbie was mesmerized by pretty packages and seldom looked beyond their wrappers. And you — or at least a part of you — were mesmerized by Barbie. So you repackaged, bought a Corvette and set chase.

Then — at least according to the law firm that loudly and annoyingly intrudes on my morning television enjoyment — the miracle drug that made your hair follicles work again forced your penis into retirement.

And Barbie took the ‘vette and ran off with the pool man, his full head of hair and his working weenie.

Poor you.

Well, at least you’ll have that large cash settlement …

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About PD Williams

Writer - primarily humorous women's fiction. My secret agenda is to help men become in actuality the visions they think they already are. I point out their many flaws in the kindest, gentlest, most supportive way I know -- gotta protect those fragile male egos -- so we can stop wasting our energy trying to change them. After all, as women, we have more important things to do.

6 responses »

  1. Falling off our chairs laughing!

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  2. So I guess you can measure the quality of a man not only by the size of his weenie, but also the number of follicles he has 🙂

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  3. So funny and true.
    keep up the good writing, you rock!!!!!!!!!!
    Mom

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