The day shares its initials with a most unpleasant ailment — itself sometimes the result of reckless celebration of the emotion the holiday glorifies. And like that dreaded disease it, too, can result in discomfort, blindness, death — or spousal support.
Let this serve as a warning to all. Limit your consumption of chocolate and wine on this day. Enjoy the beauty of the roses, but don’t inhale too deeply.
The assets you save could be your own.
Happy Valentine’s Day!