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“Piss on all my exes!”

The stick figure held his tiny twig and a stream shot forth across the rear window, presumably showering the women who dared reject the gleaming white Cadillac’s driver.

I wondered if he had a Ms Current — and if she was soon to be bathing in his imaginary golden waterfall.

If so, why? Whose self-image is so lacking she hangs on his arm?

And, if not, has he considered that his advertisement could be the reason only his hand keeps him warm at night?

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About PD Williams

Writer - primarily humorous women's fiction. My secret agenda is to help men become in actuality the visions they think they already are. I point out their many flaws in the kindest, gentlest, most supportive way I know -- gotta protect those fragile male egos -- so we can stop wasting our energy trying to change them. After all, as women, we have more important things to do.

2 responses »

  1. Cindy Scherr

    Love the title of your blog! Looking forward to reading more!

    Reply

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