Wait a minute, please…
Hold on. Just one…more…big…tug…
Whew! That feels so much better!
Of all life’s unanswered mysteries, there is none greater than ‘What do accountants do when they pull those big sticks out of their butts after April 15th?’
Welcome to my after-tax-season world where I help my sisters deal with the only thing in existence that’s more complicated than the Internal Revenue Code — men. My secret agenda is to help men perfect themselves (by pointing out their many flaws in the kindest, gentlest, most supportive way I know — gotta protect those fragile male egos) so we can stop wasting our time trying to change them.
After all, as women we have more important things to do — like being the reward that makes their lives worth living.
So stretch out on the chaise.
Have some chocolate.
And a glass of wine.